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What are You Kidding Me Story: But But Butt Naked

Joseph Michael Hall (Knox County Detention Facility.)

Early Sunday morning, 19-year-old Joseph Michael Hall of Knoxville, Tennessee was stumbling around drunk . . . and NAKED.  No one, including Joseph OR the police, knows how he lost his clothes.

 

But apparently during his walk, he had a burst of modesty and decided he needed to cover himself up.  So he decided to steal a Bobcat front-end loader.  As opposed to, you know, a pair of shorts or something.

 

He spotted the front-end loader inside a plant nursery, broke in, found the keys in the ignition, and PLOWED through the nursery's chain link fence and onto the street.

 

The cops pulled him over as he was rolling down the highway in the front-end loader, just a few blocks away from home.  He was arrested for felony theft, public intoxication, underage consumption, misdemeanor vandalism, and indecent exposure. 




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08/12/2013 6:48AM
What are You Kidding Me Story: But But Butt Naked
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