Traffic 5am - 10am, 3pm-7pm
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General Gridlock has served as Supreme Allied Traffic Commander at KKWF XX XXXX Seattle since 20XX. Traffic has XXXX XXXXXXX every XXXX day!
Before taking command of the Puget Sound Traffic Corps, General Gridlock XX XXXX, classified XXXX from 19XX to XXXX. Commendations for XXXXXXX XXX and XXX XX. In 20XX, General Gridlock was X XXXXX XXXX, but General Gridlock was completely exonerated and rank restored. The General would not confirm or deny these XXXXXXX.
From the Traffic Bunker or XX XXX XXX, latest technology and XX XXXlaser,XXX unmanned XX XXXX XXX aerial XXXXXX geosychronous orbitXXX XXXXXX, updates with Fitz in the Morning XXX XXXXmorale officer XX XXXXXX Wolf XXXXXX XX step program XX XXXXXXXXX every weekday morning. XX XXXXXX ordering you to set a button to 100.7 and Take Fitz to Work! Failure to comply will XX XXX XXXXXXXXX!
Afternoon maneuvers XX XXX XXXX with Wingnut who XXX XXXXX XX but has since recovered.
Traffic in the Great Northwest is bad and getting worse every day. To General Gridlock that means XXX XXXXXXXX. The Wolf XXX XX Proud to Serve!