DeAnna Lee's Guide to "What NOT to Get YOUR Woman" for Valentine's Day

February 12, 2018

This is your friendly reminder... You've got two days until Valentine's Day!

My husband and I were having this conversation last night. Is Valentine's Day for me or for him OR for both of us? My husband is a bit old fashioned (one of the many reasons why I love him) and says that Valentine's Day is for the women. It's all about romance and showing that you recognize that. 

So if you are in relationship with an amazing lady and want to do something special for her on Wednesday, here's a quick guide of WHAT NOT TO GET your woman for Valentine's Day... You're welcome! 

  • Anything with an electrical cord attached
  • Anything that belongs in a kitchen
  • Anything that makes a noise
  • A Hickory Farms cheese ball
  • A catchers mit
  • A rash in the shape of a heart
  • A 6-pack of beer
  • Nose hair trimmers
  • Overalls
  • A box of chocolates with all the good ones missing and big thumb-holes mashed into all the praline ones
  • Jewelry that comes in a plastic bubble from a supermarket
  • Frozen tater tots
  • Anything from a drug store
  • A chilled bottle of Mop and Glow
  • Anything that says "one size fits all"
  • Anything from Victoria's Secret that is two sizes too small
  • A toilet brush
  • Leftover Halloween candy
  • A valentine balloon on a broken stick
  • You, talking dirty
  • Bikini briefs that have "Gimme a Big one!" printed on the front
  • An extension cord with a bow on it
  • A "Star Trek" calendar