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What are You Kidding Me: If You Sprinkle when You Tinkle

IN APPLETON, A 40 YEAR-OLD JASON MCPEAK HAD TO TAKE A WHIZ BAD…I MEAN BAD…YOU KNOW ONE OF THOSE PEE PEEs THAT MAKES YOU WEAK AT THE KNEES.  WHERE THE PRESSURE IS SO GREAT YOU ARE HAVING LOWER BACK PAIN…
 
YEAH JASON HAD TO GO THAT BAD, SO HE QUICKLY PARKED HIS CAR AND WALKED AROUND THE SIDE OF A BUILDING AND BEGAN TO LET THE STREAM OF HAPPINESS FLOW.  AS SOON AS MR. HAPPY WAS DONE AND JASE HAD SHAKEN OFF THE DUST…HE THEN REALIZED…HE REALIZED HE HAD PICKED THE WRONG PLACE TO GO…
 
WHERE…WHERE DID HE PEE YOU ASK?  WELL, HE PEED RIGHT ON THE SIDE OF THE POLICE STATION, HE PEED ON THE STATION WHILE THE OFFICERS STOOD THERE AND WATCHED. 
 
HE WAS THEN ARRESTED AND HIS BLOOD ALCOHOL LEVEL WAS MEASURED.  TURNED OUT THAT JASON HAD TO GO REAL BAD, BECAUSE HE HAD BEEN BOOZIN WHILE CRUISIN…THE GUY WAS ALMOST FLAMMABLE WITH HIS  BLOOD ALCOHOL LEVEL BEING 4 TIMES THE LEGAL LIMIT!


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12/02/2013 8:29AM
What are You Kidding Me: If You Sprinkle when You Tinkle
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