Out of Japan … The Last Man Standing
There is a man in Japan that is in last place…sort of. I’m talking about Jiroemon Kumura and he is the last man alive who was born in the 19th century. So to say this guy is old is an understatement since he has been on earth since 1897, which makes him so old that Moses signed his year book. Okay that was lame, and for those of you who can't do the math that means that he is 116 years-old.
There are at least 10 women alive who were born in 1899, but Jiro is the oldest man alive and called a super centurion. And if you ask him for tips on how to have a long life he only has two. He eats very small meals and spends a ton of time sleeping. So the next time someone says, “Don’t sleep your life away” tell them to mind their own business.
Out of Florida … Too Hot to Handle
For some reason I think you women are going to LOVE this story, because it is about older men who think they are Casanovas, but soon realize they are SUCKERS! In south Florida police are warning men about a gang of hot women who are preying on rich guys. At least 13 men have recently called the police and said that they were at a bar when 2 or 3 beautiful women began flirting with them. The little hot honey bunnies eventually ask the aging studs if they want to go back to his place for a “blue pill” rendezvous. Well when they get to the dude’s place they drug him so he passesout, and then they steal his stuff!
Remember, 13 men have come forward so we can only guess there are many more who are either too embarrased or too MARRIED to report the crimes. Police in Broward County state that AT LEAST $300,000 in cash and other expensive items like Rolexes, iPads, and credit cards have been stolen from the overly hormonal men. Below and to the left you will find a sketch of one of the women they police officers are looking for at this time. And on the right you will see a photo of our cohost Ellen Tailor. hummmmm