Guys how many time have you saod the wrong thing to your wife or girlfriend? I bet the answer is all the time. My best friend and I decided to figure this out. And he decided to google some ideas before he went out on his next date. He sent me the results he found on AOL. Do you agree with this stuff?
(From a Woman's Day/AOL survey)
When you tell him you're "fine," what you really mean is...
43% said "I want to talk about what's bothering me, even if I say I don't."
34% said "I'm not fine, and no, I don't want to talk about it."
23% said "I'm good, thanks for asking."
You can tell your husband is listening when he...
42% said "looks me straight in the eyes."
27% said "does the talking. Then I know he's listening."
20% said "turns off the television."
11% said "nods his head in agreement."
What's missing most from your relationship?
35% said physical intimacy including holding hands and kissing
27% said conversation he thinks communication happens during halftime
22% said time alone
16% said nothing I couldn't ask for a more fulfilling relationship
Men look most attractive dressed in...
48% said jeans and a t-shirt
20% said a uniform
20% said a business suit
12% said nothing at all
What household chore would you most like your husband to help with?
31% said just take the trash out
30% said cooking
23% said laundry
16% said there's no way he can make the bed the way I like it, I'd rather do it myself
You would rather marry a man who...
54% said makes you laugh like Will Ferrell
21% said has more money than Bill Gates
15% said is mysterious like Robert DeNiro
10% said has washboard abs like Matthew McConaughey
After a bad day, you'd like him to...
54% said give me a hug
21% said listen to my problems without trying to solve them
18% said offer to make dinner and put the kids to bed
7% said fix me a drink
How's your sex life?
31% said, "Are you kidding? It's nonexistent."
26% said, "Still hot and steamy."
25% said, "It's great, but doesn't compare to our first years together."
18% said, "Sometimes I'd rather crawl in bed with a good book."
When you say, "Does this make me look fat?" You really want to hear?
65% said his opinion. That's why I ask.
35% said a resounding "no." Tell me I'm beautiful no matter what I'm wearing.
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