The 38th annual Wisconsin State Cow Chip Throw is in jeopardy this year. And you know what cow chips are right? Yep!!! It is cow dukie…and because there has been a Midwest drought the brown eyed milk machines have not been eating well and when they don’t eat then they don’t….well you know. In other words, this years State Cow Chip throw has a massive cow poop shortage. And get this…the word has gotten out that the chips are not as big and heavy and the crowd is expected to be down. But here may be the real WHAT ARE YOU KIDDING ME part of this story…and that is the world record for throwing a cow chip that was set just last year. Some dude threw the cow poop discus 248 feet which is over 80 yards! The Hawks need to find that guy.